Be pleased you are not an innocent wench in Halesworth, Suffolk. For if you were to be that unfortunate person it would be this man who would be pursuing you through those historic streets every day.
For he is your friend Dickie Trim, lounge-lizard extraordinaire, the scourge of convention, the enemy of the notion that old age slows you down or diminishes appetite.
Today is his 70th birthday. We wish him good cheer and continuing notoriety..
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