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SHOPPING AROUND

 

 

I have been looking for a new wife.

 

The Droitwich Marriage Superstore said they could help...

SHOPPING AROUND

 

 

I have been looking for a new wife.

 

The Droitwich Marriage Superstore said they could help...

comments (21)

  • Ray
  • Thailand
  • 30 Aug 2012, 01:11
Tucks under the arm comfortably....tick!

Toothy, impish grin...tick!

Forked stick for sorting washing...tick!

But...can she pour a beer with a decent head, Chris?
Chris: There are a number of things I wonder if she can do to my satisfaction Ray - so the jury is well & truly out
  • Astrid
  • Netherlands
  • 30 Aug 2012, 03:33
Will Mrs. Ratty X approve of this new wife, Ratty might not be able to be in the couch anymore.....
You kind of look not all that sure too.....or did she made you an offer you could not refuse grin.....
Chris: I think I am starting to have second thoughts Astrid.

Are you having a nice time over there in the U S of A?
You actually look a bit frightened of the wench!
Chris: I'm not sure if she is what I really need....
I've just written some notes in my little black book of ''essential observations'' about the currrent nafarious deeds of a certain West Country gentleman and his assignations with innocent married women.
Chris: Whaddyamean - she's single: never been touched by human hand!

Or that'swhat she says...
  • Alan
  • United Kingdom
  • 30 Aug 2012, 06:51
hahahah.. you two look perfectly suited. I wish you a long and happy life together smile The two ladies on the table behind look to be amused.
Chris: They think she's too young for me...so maybe I'll hand her on to you
  • Philine
  • Germany
  • 30 Aug 2012, 07:06
Haha -she looks very happy to have found you -and she might be a wise woman who knows how to fullfill all your desires and wishes - but you could look a bit happier...
Chris: I think I may have made amistake here Philine: the Droitwich Marriage Superstore was just trying to offload previiously un-sellable stock...
did you ask if they did sale or return?
Chris: I'm hoping the latter
  • Philine
  • Germany
  • 30 Aug 2012, 07:30
Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

FRANCIS BACON, Essays
Chris: I think he has hit the nail on the head there Philine although I'm not quite in the latter category yet - but give it time...
There is a degree of uncertainty in your expression.
Chris: I really wanted a newer model - by several decades!
  • blackdog
  • United Kingdom
  • 30 Aug 2012, 09:57
I trust you didn't sign on the dotted line Chris - I hear the market is quite bouyant at the moment and bargains are to be had for the determined shopper.
Chris: I hope she's on approval Mike...
  • Pedroeric
  • United Kingdom
  • 30 Aug 2012, 10:59
Don't think your quite sure about this one Chris have another look around.
Chris: I will take your advice Pedro
  • Chad Doveton
  • Where latitude and longitude meet
  • 30 Aug 2012, 11:59
Well if you will go speed dating in Dorkwich, what do you expect Tiff.
Chris: They aught to rename it Porkwich Chad. I don't think I'll be doing much porking with this one...
It looks like you have plenty of interest Chris!
Chris: I should have picked one of those in the background...
I think that she's fooling you , Chris. She's just giving you a little thrill. She's wearing a wedding ring. The women behind look quite interested though.
Chris: Ok then, I'll take her back and buy one of the others
It seems as if you are having buyer's remorse, Chris; perhaps if you had only glanced over your left shoulder you would have spotted a fair maiden with a dreamy expression who would have been more to your liking.
Chris: You are right in every respect Bev...
I was just wondering if they do a "buy one, get one free" offer.
Chris: Then I'd be in TWICE as much trouble!
Run fast.
Chris: Righto...I'm off!!!
She looks so happy having met you Chris!
Chris: Surprisingly she does....
I'm sure you'll be very happy together, Bill! She looks to be just your type smile
Chris: As you imply, she's Bill's type!
  • Lisl
  • England
  • 30 Aug 2012, 18:02
I knew something was afoot, Chris
Chris: Do you approve Lisl?
A definite look of indecision, here.
Chris: Perhaps there is...

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