
Once ensconced in a country garden my acquired wisdom allowed me to reason: to consider why we think cutting grass to be such a worthwhile process.
Some use mowers for this questionable task, others cajole flocks of obedient sheep - but I could detect no classical logicality and therefore could not bring myself to chop these innocent fronds. Did Plato or Aristotle bother to mow their lawns? Did they heck!
Better move to another branch of science - sharpish!
| John from Norwich, England | 11 May 2008, 21:08 |